'Worst' First Date

Oh, so funny and so real. It could have been me- just my
>>> luck!
>>
>>> First Date
>>>
>>>
>>> If  you didn't see this on the Tonight show,
>>>  I hope you're sitting down when  you read it.
>>> This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date
>>> or not!!!
>>>  We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Jay  Leno went into the audience to find
>>>  the most embarrassing first date  that a woman ever had.
>>>
>>> The  winner described her worst first date experience.
>>>  There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
>>> the prize!
>>>
>>> She  said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...
>>> and the guy had taken  her skiing in the mountains outside
>>> Salt Lake City , Utah .
>>>
>>> It  was a day trip (no overnight).
>>> They were strangers, after all, and truly  had never met
>>> before.
>>>  The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
>>> were headed home late that afternoon.
>>>
>>> They  were driving back down the mountain,
>>>  when she gradually began to realize that she should not
>>> have had that extra latte.
>>>  They were about an hour away from anywhere from a rest
>>> room and in the middle of nowhere!
>>>
>>> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
>>> for a while.
>>>
>>> Unfortunately,  because of the heavy snow and slow going,
>>> there came a point where she  told him that he had better
>>> stop and let her go beside the road,
>>>  or it  would be the front seat of his car.
>>>
>>> They  stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
>>> yanked her pants down and started.
>>>
>>> In  the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
>>> so she let her butt rest  against the rear fender to steady
>>> herself..
>>>
>>> Her  companion stood on the side of the car watching for
>>> traffic
>>>  and indeed  was a real gentleman and refrained from
>>> peeking.
>>>  All she could think  about was the relief she felt
>>> despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
>>>  Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
>>> sensation.
>>>
>>> As  she bent to pull up her pants,
>>> the young lady discovered her buttocks  were firmly glued
>>> against the car's fender.
>>>
>>> Thoughts  of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to
>>> mind
>>>  as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
>>> metal.
>>>  It was quickly apparent that she  had a brand new problem
>>> due to the extreme cold.
>>>
>>> Horrified  by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
>>> moment,
>>>  she answered her date's concerns about 'what is
>>> taking so long'
>>> with a reply that indeed,  she was 'freezing her butt
>>> off' and in need of some assistance!
>>>
>>> He  came around the car as she tried to cover herself with
>>> her sweater
>>>  and  then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
>>> burst out laughing.
>>>
>>> She  too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
>>> compose themselves,
>>>  they assessed her dilemma.
>>>
>>> Obviously,  as hysterical as the situation was,
>>> they also were faced with a real  problem.
>>> Both agreed it would take something hot
>>>  to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
>>>
>>> Thinking  about what had gotten her into the predicament in
>>> the first place,
>>> both  quickly realized that there was only one way to get
>>> her free.
>>>
>>> So,  as she looked the other way,
>>> her first-time date proceeded to unzip his  pants
>>>  and pee her butt off the fender..
>>>
>>> As the audience screamed in  laughter,
>>> she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.
>>>  Or perhaps that  should be 'pants down.'
>>> And  you thought your first date was embarrassing.
>>> Jay  Leno's comment:
>>> 'This gives a whole new meaning to being  pissed
>>> off.'
>>> Oh,  and how did the first date turn out?
>>> He became her husband and was  sitting next to her on the
>>> Leno show.