Ole goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Lutefisk."   The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Norwegian?"   Ole, clearly offended and angry, says, "Well, yes I am.  But, let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked you for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I asked for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya,huh?  Would ya?"   The clerk says, "Well, no...."   "And," Ole continues, "if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?  What about Canadian Bacon. Would you ask me if I was Canadian?"   "Well, I probably wouldn't," agrees the clerk.   With self-indignation and more angry, Ole says, "Well, all right then. Why did you ask me if I'm Norwegian just because I asked for Lutefisk?"   The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."